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Jan. 11th, 2007 @ 03:47 pm The Things that Ensorceled Me in 2006
Mood: buried in snow
Sound: David Bowie - "Life on Mars?"
I’ve been meaning to post a “Best of 2006” list, but I’ve been lazy. As far as LiveJournal goes, I’m at extreme low ebb. Posting is no longer a compulsion or obligation … it’s just there. And it can wait.

Maybe I’ll get my ass in gear in a month or two. Until then, you get these intermittent bursts of words.

Anyway, here are the things that kept me happy in 2006. I tried to limit my list to things released during the calendar year, but the line gets a little blurry; some were available in limited release before January first – in foreign markets, at festivals – but they didn’t really become accessible until later on. I’ve noted these with an asterisk. I still haven’t had a chance to see Pan’s Labrinth and any number of other likely contenders, so I might need to come back and revise this list once everything’s been seen and done.

Favorite Movies:
Children of Men
The Departed
The Prestige
An Inconvenient Truth
Brick (*)
The Devil Wears Prada
The Descent (*)
Little Miss Sunshine
Nochnoy Dozor (aka. Nightwatch) (*)
Ice Age: The Meltdown

Honorable Mentions (good films that should have been better):
Underworld: Evolution
The Fountain
A Scanner Darkly

Favorite Television:
“House, MD”
“Deadwood”
“Dexter”
“Veronica Mars”
“The Lost Room”
“Dr. Who”
“Life on Mars”

Favorite Books:
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
Against the Day by Thomas Pynchon
Alabaster by Caitlin R. Kiernan
Already Dead (*) by Charlie Huston
Soul Kitchen by Poppy Z. Brite
The Dead Letters by Tom Piccirilli
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Oct. 8th, 2006 @ 11:03 pm Bring Me Drugs and Orange Juice
Mood: sick
Sound: silence
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I’m coming down with a cold. I’m at that head-spinning, brain-addled, scratchy-throat stage… No doubt, I’ll descend into full-blown misery by daybreak tomorrow.

Hopefully this cold passes fast. I’d hate for it to be a repeat of last year’s multi-month monstrosity.

In unrelated news, Cormac McCarthy’s latest novel, The Road, is quite good. It’s a wonderfully bleak, post-apocalyptic downer. It makes me want to start stockpiling food and weaponry … or, if not that, cyanide capsules.

I also enjoyed Martin Scorsese’s The Departed.
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Sep. 25th, 2006 @ 03:40 pm Still Summer, Mostly
Mood: sore, but happy
Sound: Pink - "'Cuz I Can"
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On Saturday, [info]velocityb0y and I took [info]tkat out on the boat. We had a great deal of fun dragging each other around the lake on various toys, finally getting really and truly airborne on [info]velocityb0y’s flying inner-tubes of death. It seems a 5-mph headwind is the difference between skimming on the surface of the water and soaring up into the air. Now that we know this, I think we’ll be sticking to the windier, north end of the lake.

[info]tkat and I also tried a bit of wakeboarding (I still haven’t been able to get [info]velocityb0y out on the board, so I appreciated the company). I was afraid the progress I’d made last week might have completely melted away, and I’d once again have trouble getting up out of the water. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case. My wakeboarding skillz are definitely improving.… I got up each and every time I tried, and spent most of my runs working on posture and positioning, switching back and forth between a standard and goofy-foot stance. I also managed to cross the wake without falling, although I did topple over backwards not too long after.

What I really need is a week or two of twice-daily practice… Sigh. Perhaps next summer… Hopefully, I won’t be too old by then. As it is, my back’s pretty damn sore.

On Sunday, [info]velocityb0y and I went to see Little Miss Sunshine. I thought it was a great flick. It’s an odd, well-written, heart-touching dark comedy/drama.
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Jun. 19th, 2006 @ 04:50 pm Addendum: Chris Cunningham
Mood: geeky
Sound: Bjork - "All Is Full of Love"
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Perhaps I’m late to the party, but I’ve just now discovered the work of Chris Cunningham. Apparently, he was the inspiration for the character Damien in William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition; the robot-girl parts scattered across Damien’s apartment are straight from Cunningham’s stunning “All Is Full of Love” video.

And Rubber Johnny is just plain disturbing.
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May. 29th, 2006 @ 04:23 pm Memorial Day Movies
Mood: exhausted
Sound: The Prodigy - "Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix)"
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[info]desic was in town for Memorial Day weekend (staying over after last week’s WinHEC convention), and, despite the non-stop rain, we had a fun time. We wandered through Pike Place Market and Capitol Hill. We drove out to Snohomish and visited [info]markofthegirl, Sheryl and Richard. We had great Chinese food at Shanghai Garden, and incredible steaks at Jak’s Grill (perhaps the best Ribeye I’ve ever had).

We also saw a couple movies.

On Saturday, [info]desic dragged us out to a screening of Boy Culture – a gay film, shown as part of the Seattle International Film Festival. I wasn’t familiar with the director’s previous work, but [info]desic had seen Eating Out, and he convinced [info]velocityb0y and me to give it a try. I had trepidations going in. With this genre, I always worry that the filmmakers will be more concerned with making a “gay movie” than with making a “good movie.” I was pleasantly surprised. In addition to being gay, Boy Culture (and what a horrible, precious title that is) is fun, funny, endearing, and just a little bit wise. (And the lead actor is pretty fucking hot.) I’m really glad [info]desic convinced us to drive into Seattle for the screening.

We also managed to catch a matinee of X-Men: The Last Stand. I wasn’t horribly impressed with this entry in the X-Men series. I had huge misgivings when 20th Century Fox hired Brett Ratner to replace Bryan Singer as director, and it seems my fears were justified. Brett Ratner is no Bryan Singer, and The Last Stand really exposes his weaknesses as a filmmaker. Ratner does a passable job with “spectacle,” but he fails – utterly – when it comes to character development, dialogue, and emotion. Anything not involving an explosion is downright painful; we’re left watching cardboard cut-outs spouting tired clichés, trying to pass off trite observations as profound, life-altering truths. (All trace of nuance and subtlety is tossed out the window when Storm whines: “We were born this way! We don’t need a cure!”)

Bryan Singer and Christopher Nolan proved that superhero movies can be smart. Too bad 20th Century Fox chose to hire the dumbest kid in the class.

Oh, well. At least Beast was pretty cool.
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Apr. 17th, 2006 @ 07:57 pm Brick
Mood: tired
Sound: silence
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[info]velocityb0y and I saw the movie Brick over the weekend, and it completely kicked my ass. It’s just so dark, so bleak … and it wears its hardboiled influences like a badge of honor.

Neo-noir doesn’t get any better than this.
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Apr. 1st, 2006 @ 05:27 pm Tyger, Tyger
Mood: ready to kill the world
Sound: a grinding hard drive
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Right now, we’re nuking my main machine – scanning the hard drive for errors and reinstalling Windows… So, I’m writing this on the Mac.

This whole process promises to be a huge pain in the ass. For the next several days, I’ll be trying to get everything back the way I like it … reinstalling my programs, loading backed-up information, and tweaking each and every setting… And that’s if my hard drive isn’t fucked. It’s a whole ‘nother pain in the ass if we have to get a new drive.

But I’m not going to let all this computer stuff get me down. I’m going to remain calm and happy, no matter what it takes… Even if I have to kill every motherfucker on the face of the earth, I’m going to remain calm and happy!

Anyway, [info]velocityb0y and I saw Ice Age 2 last night, and we both enjoyed it. It was a pleasant distraction … a little light on plot, but still a lot of fun… And Diego is still a sexy furball. I’m hoping the third movie delves deep into his deviant sexuality.

Diego


I’m sure he likes it rough. I can tell.
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Mar. 19th, 2006 @ 07:03 pm V for Vendetta
Mood: pretentious
Sound: Lucas Prata - Let's Get It On
I had high expectations for V for Vendetta. The original graphic novel was quite good, and the trailers made the film look sleek and exciting (plus, I still have a modicum of respect for the Wachowski siblings). But I wasn’t expecting it to be this good… I thought director McTiegue and the Wachowski’s would tone down the politics of the book, perhaps sugar-coat the violent, controversial tone. But they didn’t. If anything, the movie is more overtly political than the comic (or perhaps just more current, more identifiable).

The filmmakers make it pretty clear that V for Vendetta’s bleak, totalitarian future is the direct result of today’s politics (this is England as it will be, if we continue to allow politicians to exploit our fears and abuse our trust). They draw direct parallels between Adam Sutler’s fictional regime and the politics of George W. Bush … namely, the tendency to stoke public fear – raising threat levels, telling us to buy duct tape, convincing us to be afraid, always afraid, of the unknown and foreign – in order to justify a dizzying grip on their citizens’ lives. But this film is not a simple condemnation of this type of government… Instead, it is a call to arms.

The blame for this dystopia rests solely with its citizens, the people who allowed this to happen. They voted with their basest fears and insecurities, and this – this nightmare – is what they got… In this regard, V for Vendetta is a warning. It is a plea for us to repent, to [$@%#&$@%#] the government and start again. It is a reminder that, sometimes, it is necessary to risk safety for a chance at happiness. As Benjamin Franklin said, “Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither.”

It is a reminder we sorely need.
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Mar. 11th, 2006 @ 04:30 pm Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor)
Mood: ensorcelled
Sound: Reflekt - "Need to Feel Love"
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We saw the Russian film Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor) today, and it was pretty fucking awesome.

Now, I’m a huge fan of the Underworld movies (moreso the first than the second), but I’ve got to admit Night Watch does the genre better. It’s a beautiful, modern-day fantasy – a dark vampire/immortals story, with a rich history and a deft visual style. There are some great special effects, and the attitude is so cool it might just freeze your balls off… Simply amazing.

Surprisingly enough, one of the most innovative aspects of the film is its handling of subtitles. Rather than treating them like a cheap, tacked-on afterthought, the filmmakers use active fonts – moving and colorful – to convey emotion and action. They transform an annoying hindrance into an immersive story-telling tool.

In short: go see this movie.
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Mar. 7th, 2006 @ 11:20 pm Good Things
Mood: good
Sound: Father Ted on DVD
In order to combat the sheer horror of my last post – the infamous kitten killer – here are a few things that made me happy over the last couple days:
  • Shadow of the Colossus: I just finished this video game a couple hours ago and it left me in a state of stunned amazement. A near perfect game. It’s got gorgeous graphics, unique, addictive gameplay, and a well-written, emotional story. Shadow of the Colossus is a true classic, something that will stay with me for a long time. (I’ve also heard good things about Ico, the game designer’s previous title.)

  • Veronica Mars: Even though I’ve only watched the first four episodes of this series, I’m already in love (I’ve got the rest of the first season on my Netflix queue). Amazon.com’s editorial review describes it best: “The smartest high school drama since Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars is The O.C. as penned by Raymond Chandler.”… No wonder I like it.

  • Call of Cthulhu: This 40-minute film was a labor of love, produced by the HPLHS (the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society). It’s a black and white, silent movie, presented as if it were filmed in 1922, back when the H. P. Lovecraft story was originally published… Even though it is cheesy at times (namely due to the authentic, silent-era makeup and overacting), it is one of the best H. P. Lovecraft adaptations ever committed to celluloid.

  • “A Study in Emerald”: [info]velocityb0y got me this autographed print for Christmas, and we just had it framed. The broadsheet looks great in its unique, antique-wood frame, protected behind museum-quality glass… And the story’s pretty good, too.

  • Golden Oreos: I don’t think I need to explain this one.
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Dec. 9th, 2005 @ 11:25 pm The Chronicles of Narnia
Mood: bitchy
Sound: silence
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I’m feeling much better today… Must have been one of those 24-hour bugs.

We went to see The Chronicles of Narnia tonight, and I wasn’t very impressed. Some of the action sequences were downright ludicrous, and the acting was, basically, two hours of British children being Earnest (that’s “earnest” with a capital “e”). Some of the CGI animals were pretty damn cool – especially the wolves and the minotaurs – but the human actors were much less likeable (save the delightfully evil Tilda Swinton as the White Witch)… Oh, and I prefer my Christian allegory a little less blatant, thank you very much.

Plus – and I’m probably going to hell for saying this – Aslan was a sanctimonious prick who should have stayed dead.

(It’s a shame, really… I remember loving these books when I was a kid.)
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Oct. 21st, 2005 @ 02:11 pm Underworld: Evolution
Mood: happy
Sound: Agent Provocateur - "Red Tape"
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Here’s the first trailer for Underworld: Evolution.

I loved the first movie, and this trailer’s got me psyched for the second. It looks like Len Wiseman kept the dark, ultra-modern visual style of the original, while giving the werewolf effects a serious upgrade. (And I dig the really cool remix/cover of Agent Provocateur’s “Red Tape” used in the trailer’s final moments.)
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Oct. 11th, 2005 @ 10:30 pm The Jacket
Mood: happy
Sound: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl (remix)"
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[info]velocityb0y and I watched The Jacket tonight. I ended up liking it quite a bit … a dark time-travel story, stylishly shot, and riding a Jacob’s Ladder type of vibe. What it lacks in story, it makes up for in creepy atmosphere… And both Adrien Brody and Kiera Knightly are starting to grow on me.

In case you were wondering, Belle, our older German Shepherd, is doing just fine. A month’s worth of antibiotics cleared up the infection in her heart, and she’s bouncing around like a psychotic puppy. Her EKG today revealed normal heart activity, and she’s back on pain medication for her hip dysplasia. (I was going to include a picture of her EKG reading, but our scanner/printer won’t even scan if it’s out of ink … a piece of nonsensical design that nearly ruptured [info]velocityb0y’s brain.)
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Oct. 8th, 2005 @ 11:53 pm Gromit Worship
Mood: chipper
Sound: [info]velocityb0y playing Legend of Zelda
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I finished my three-day readthrough yesterday, and that left me in a brain-fried, delirious mental state… But happy. Very happy.

Entering this pass, I was afraid I wouldn’t be satisfied with all the crap I’d written, afraid this brief readthrough would turn into yet another 6-month rewrite… But it didn’t, and for that I’m extremely grateful.

After my marathon work session, [info]velocityb0y, [info]desic and I went to see Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. I must have been absolutely wiped from this week’s work, because I didn’t even have enough energy to get pissed at the noisy people sitting behind us. While [info]velocityb0y and [info]desic were busy casting dirty looks over their shoulders and shushing loudly, I was completely entranced by the film… It’s charming, well-written, wonderfully-animated and … just … endlessly endearing (I think that word just about sums up the entire Wallace & Gromit experience).


Gromit


And I’ve added Gromit to my pantheon of truly great cinema heroes.
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Oct. 6th, 2005 @ 11:35 pm Still Spent
Mood: tired
Sound: Blur - "Song 2"
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I had another productive day today. I managed to make it through another 150 manuscript pages, and I found very little I wanted to change. At this rate, I should be done with this quick readthrough by the end of tomorrow… I’m actually quite amazed. Two days ago, I was afraid to even glance at the title page, and now I can’t stop reading. I’m starting to think I might actually be able to sell this thing!

Of course, all this work has left me utterly exhausted. I’ve been reading for five or six hours a day (out loud, to the dogs). My throat is raw and itchy, and I’m coughing up truckloads of phlegm… I’m about ready to collapse.

After work, we watched Seven Days in May … a John Frankenehimer classic. I enjoyed it. It’s a taught, political thriller, involving an attempted overthrow of the United States government. The first half (the Kirk Douglas-heavy half) is better than the second half, but it’s still a very satisfying watch… The film was released in 1964, and, watching it today, I found the politicians a bit too naïve and idealistic. I mean, really, were Presidents and Senators ever this good and honest? Or has George W. Bush’s regime just blinded me to that possibility?
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Sep. 30th, 2005 @ 11:28 pm Serenity
Mood: crappy, with headache
Sound: The Simpsons on TV
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Just a short post... I’m battling a headache.

[info]desic, [info]velocityb0y and I went to see Serenity tonight, and it made me very happy. It’s an extremely well-written movie, with great action, wit, and some unexpected surprises … one of those rare films that gets pretty much everything right. My only complaint involves the braying moron seated to my left, and I can’t blame Joss Whedon for that.

Hopefully, Serenity will be a huge success, prompting either a small screen Firefly revival, or a long string of successful movies (like Star Trek … only better).
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Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 11:27 pm Sin City Redux
Mood: tipsy
Sound: Fluke - "Atom Bomb"
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[info]velocityb0y and I got our copy of Sin City in the mail today.

There’s just something very pure about this movie. Watching it tonight (for the second time) served as an act of catharsis, and not just in some wish-fulfillment, anti-social-violence type of way. There is absolutely no subtlety in this film; no subtlety in the narration, the plot, the dialogue, the relationships. Every situation is exactly what it is… You piss me off, I kill you. You get in my way, I kill you. You save my life, I love you.

And there’s something very liberating about that.

Tonight, while watching this movie, I dropped into a zen-like state… I wanted to just exist in the world, without layers, without depth, as nothing but a big, raging ball of id.
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Aug. 14th, 2005 @ 11:07 pm Capsule Reviews
Mood: tired
Sound: Scary Movie 3 on TV
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As promised in my last post, here are some quick movie and book reviews … just a brief recap of the things I’ve been enjoying in between veterinary emergencies.

Kung Fu Hustle: I’m not sure if I should call this a Kung Fu movie, a comedy, or a spoof, because, frankly, it succeeds as all of these things … and more. It’s a genuinely enjoyable film that had me smiling and laughing from start to finish. Incredible, cartoon-style special effects, a great sense of humor, and some spectacular action sequences. I don’t think I’ve had so much fun watching a movie in a very long time.

Super Size Me: Frankly, watching this guy eat nothing but McDonalds for an entire month made me a little sick, but it also made me think about the roots of obesity in our grease-addicted world. I still don’t think we can blame fast-food corporations for what we choose to put in our bodies, but I can certainly see their roll as enablers. And perhaps we do need greater regulation in the amount of fat and sugar allowed in our foods (and, while we’re at it, we should probably come up with some ethical guidelines for the food concessions in our schools)… Plus, for a documentary, it was pretty damned entertaining.

Weeds: So far, there’s only been one episode of this original Showtime drama, but it’s really managed to capture my attention … and, frankly, I’m not sure why. It’s not as well written as some of the other shows I watch (such as The Sopranos, The West Wing, Deadwood, and House), but I still can’t get it out of my head. Perhaps it’s the concept that has me so excited – a soccer-mom/housewife, dealing drugs in suburbia – or the setting – a cookie-cutter housing development, much like the one in which I currently reside. Or perhaps it’s the positively magnetic Mary-Louise Parker… Whatever it is, I can’t wait for tomorrow night’s episode.

Circles: I started reading this gay, furry, slice-of-life comic way back with issue one, but I fell behind, and I only managed to catch up in the last couple weeks… It’s well-written and the art is great. The storyline is cute, endearing, and it’s hard not to get emotionally invested with these characters. (I just wish they could manage to produce more than two issues a year.)

Mnemovore: This is a brand new horror comic I stumbled across just last week. It’s a genuinely creepy story, with some great, Lovecraftian creature design. Of course, the actual plot has just now begun to take shape – they’ve only reached issue 4 – so it could still get stupid.
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Aug. 5th, 2005 @ 11:56 pm March of the Penguins
Mood: okay
Sound: [info]velocityb0y and Rebel playing in the other room
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Tonight, [info]desic, [info]velocityb0y and I went to see March of the Penguins (it was either that, or The Dukes of Hazard, which – quite frankly – looks more painful than a bowel obstruction). Considering all the great things I’d read about this National Geographic documentary – a film following Emperor Penguins throughout their reproductive cycle – I was expecting to be blown away, but the reality was actually quite underwhelming.

Sure, there was beautiful cinematography – the Antarctic landscape was absolutely breathtaking – and the penguins themselves seem a noble, interesting animal, but the anthropomorphic frame the filmmakers use seems disingenuous at best. They try – desperately – to draw parallels between the behavior of these birds and human experience, dwelling on the way the penguins form “human-like” relationships and families. But what I saw on the screen was distinctly non-human, alien behavior… In fact, these birds seem like little more than self-propagating mechanisms, driven by the need to survive and reproduce, and nothing more. They spend every single moment of their lives fighting against the elements, fighting against hunger and predators, with the hope of eventually reproducing. And when they do reproduce, the “families” they form seem liaisons of proximity and convenience, and, in their actions, there isn’t even a hint of enjoyment, or love, or free-will … it’s all pre-programmed, robotic behavior.

Certainly, I think animals can form relationships and families – such as wolf packs, and lion prides – but it’s ridiculous to try to equate those bonds to human relationships (we’re talking apples and oranges, here). What makes humanity an interesting and unique species is the fact that we no longer have to spend our lives fighting for survival; and that privileged state totally alters the way we relate to the world. We have the leisure time and the whimsical brain structure to indulge in frivolous things like love and sentiment, philosophy, invention and art … making our relationships distinctly – and uniquely – human.

When we try to project our own emotions and motivations onto an alien species, we turn a blind eye to their true nature, and refuse to acknowledge the unique aspects of our own condition.
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Jul. 24th, 2005 @ 11:39 pm Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Mood: sick
Sound: XM Radio, Channel 81
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I seem to have contracted some type of disease during tonight’s viewing of the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I went in feeling fine, but left with a sore throat and a light head… I really hope this doesn’t linger; I want to wake up tomorrow feeling relaxed and energized.

This was actually my second time seeing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Last week, after [info]velocityb0y flew home, I had to stay in Seattle two extra days (I was flying on a free voucher, thus subject to the airline’s whims), and I ended up seeing it with some friends on Monday. Thankfully – since [info]velocityb0y and [info]desic wanted to see it again tonight – this is one of those rare movies that actually warrants a repeat viewing. It’s a charming, gorgeous story; and I must admit to a certain amount of cold-hearted glee as each of those nasty brats gets his or her comeuppance… Of course I like it when Augustus Gloop’s gluttony sucks him up into disaster, or Violet Beauregarde’s bad manners blow her up like a blueberry, or Veruca Salt’s greedy whining drops her down an incinerator shaft, or Mike Teavee’s know-it-all arrogance shrinks him to the size of a Barbie doll! These are the same loud-mouthed human spit-valves disrupting our movie theaters, posturing like miniature pimps in our malls, and generally clogging up our educational system. Hell, if I had the power, half the kids in America would suffer similar fates!

But perhaps I’m just a cold-hearted bastard.

Okay. Now, I really should retire for the night... My head has begun to swim with sickness and venom.
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