troublebox ([info]troublebox) wrote,
@ 2007-05-07 19:04:00
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Close Your Eyes
Scary puppy’s watching you.

Scary puppy, with the dark abyss in her eyes.


And she knows all your secrets.

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[info]max_ambiguity
2007-05-08 02:13 am UTC (link)
Yikes! You disappear for months and this is what you offer on your return?

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[info]troublebox
2007-05-08 02:47 am UTC (link)
Well, it was either this or a picture of my penis.

I chose the _lesser_ of two evils.

Bwahahaha!

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[info]max_ambiguity
2007-05-08 02:54 am UTC (link)
It's probably best not to post pics of your penis right now, but mainly because I'm still trying to figure out a way to take my fall Russian history students on a field trip to see Rasputin's penis, and I don't really care if what they see is the real thing or not.

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[info]troublebox
2007-05-08 03:15 am UTC (link)
If you can't work out a field trip, you could always just buy a 12-inch pork loin at the supermarket, put it in a glass jar and bring it in to class one day. And if your students say it doesn't look like a penis, just remind them he was Russian -- that's what Russian penis looks like!

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[info]max_ambiguity
2007-05-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
I should have the jar in a brown paper bag and make them all feel it before revealing what it is.

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